tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34285589.post7636553730292797868..comments2023-02-23T15:24:37.449+01:00Comments on Desde la Fila Siete: "Como alcaide vuestro que soy, os debo una explicación"Vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04855698385339869361noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34285589.post-22833558914325329712007-06-04T15:45:00.000+02:002007-06-04T15:45:00.000+02:00The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alie...The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.<BR/><BR/>When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.<BR/><BR/>Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"<BR/><BR/>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris can divide by zero.<BR/><BR/>Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.<BR/><BR/>¿Para cuándo una entrada sobre Nuestro Héroe?Mercutiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15094577217665670831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34285589.post-31173827189104564782007-06-04T10:43:00.000+02:002007-06-04T10:43:00.000+02:00Es cierto que es otra excepción (que, por supuesto...Es cierto que es otra excepción (que, por supuesto, confirma la regla), pero en esa película el protagonista, que interpreta Tom Hanks, no está injustamente preso, sino que es uno de los guardianes, así que no hacía tanta falta que el alcaide fuera tan mal bicho como de costumbre.Vincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04855698385339869361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34285589.post-16697167014739473462007-06-04T09:31:00.000+02:002007-06-04T09:31:00.000+02:00¿Me equivoco o el alcaide de "La Milla Verde" es l...¿Me equivoco o el alcaide de "La Milla Verde" es la excepción a la "regla-Vince"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com